This installment of weird eBay auctions is all about energy—of the offbeat sort. In fact, based on a quick romp through eBay's "metaphysics" category, we'll call this the "metaphysical" edition of Weird eBay Auction Fund.

We start off with this CellSensor EMF Ghost Detector, a handsome looking tool—er, thing—that has a needle that moves back and forth apparently to inform you when you're about to run into a ghost. As the listing says, the device is rated "9.2 out of 10 by ghost hunters," so you can't possibly go wrong with your $44.90 purchase.

Next we have this lovely Tesla shield, the ultimate (as the auction says) in transformational technology, and very compact and on a string, too! If you have been feeling as though your "human bioenergetic field" could use more of the "specific information rich energy from the Schumann Resonance Field," perhaps you should invest in one of these little beauties—a snip at just a few hundred dollars.

Moving on and getting a bit more entrepreneurial, we find "the ultimate in financial abundance engineering technology," this Life Technology(R) Ultimate Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet. Suffice it to say, I'd like someone to provide a report to me on whether or not this works well; I may just invest in one myself.

For those with a bigger budget and more, uh, practical concerns in mind, there is this Jack Gillen Commodity Psion computer, which apparently predicts commodity prices for interested traders according to the phases of the planets, or the moon, or the sun—or something. Given the current troubles in financial and trading markets, this coudl be just the thing.

Also for the metaphysical technophile is this RAD 1000 Radionics Orgone Chi Device with PBT. Good thing about the PBT. I absolutely must have PBT on my Orgone Chi Devices. Okay, honestly, I won't even pretend to understand what this claims—er—what this does.

Finally, as something of a finale, let me draw your attention to the impressive set of specifications and extensive research and operational detail presented in this auction for an Orgone Radionic Scalar Wave Chair with frequency generator. I can only hope and assume that the chair is not unlike the Millenium Falcon—as Han Solo said, "she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."

Until next time...Happy bidding!